A Peek Into My Morning

Co worker: Did you make the coffee?

Me: Yes.

Co worker: I'll pass.

Me: But I only put 5 scoops in it today.

Co worker: If I drink that I'll be shaking all day.

Me: You can water it down.

Co worker: No, it's just to strong.

Me: But it is my one cup wake you up coffee.

Co worker: This from someone who thought I was trying to kill them with Aleve D and Zyrtec.

Me: You were trying to kill me, that is why I take Allegra now.

Co worker: I don't like Allegra.

Me: Why not?

Co worker: Because you can't take it with orange juice.

Me: I drink coffee in the mornings, not orange juice....maybe that's why I get sick so much.

Co worker: Maybe, I'll see you later.

Me: OK, later